I thought I'd use this plucky, young gentleman's opening gambit to set the tone with my first post, on this, the maiden voyage of documentation of my adventures in singledom.
So, do you shave your pits? I mean, this should obviously be the most important piece of information you need to uncover before meeting someone. I know that I definitely shave my pits. I also squirt lube down the sides. I definitely need to make sure that our values on combat align. If he loses, I don't want him to have anything to grab onto when scrabbling to escape Enid the pit monster.
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