What is this shit?

How dating is for a newly single, 30 something woman who hasn't been on the scene since before Tinder was even a twinkle in someone's cum stain. It's been eye opening...

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Stalker Potential

You all see that, right? Please tell me it doesn't sit well with you either. Physically obsessed? What does that even mean?! I'm getting horrid images of some greasy creep literally stuck to my back like some horny, weighty barnacle of grossness. Whatever he means, this message made my body want to shit that shit down. My knees are so jammed together right now, I may actually become a pissed off mermaid.

Calm down, mate. Sheesh.

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